Weddings

The story of the Kentangelous NY experience. So apparently the vinegars are getting married in Turks and Caicos. They created a website for their wedding which describes where they met. I thought it was here but actually its here.)Since I believe they met at my 2000 BBQ. I have tried to get the facts down correct. Of course, I don’t remember all the facts but a little outline follows will fill it in later. Big mama’s BBQ (2000)—thrown with assistance of Rina and Eva. Many hours in -- Drunk Ang attempts to put dog collar ( actually sex collar from Old mans 70’s photo shoots) on many people—including Doug. Most people refuse –including Doug. Ang puts it on kent. Kent refuses by barking like a dog.. Kent is very Drunk. At the going away 2004 BBQ -- rekindling the experience --ang kent puts a collar on kent. Kent resists ang jumps on kent in chair with spiky collar. Chair falls over. Collar scrapes along skull. Kent gets up – still seems drunk – no pain – blood streaming down skull. Get wrap on bandage. Put bandage on head. Get bandage tape -- place it over skull and under chin. He resists. Try harder. Still resists. Everyone lets go. Joe takes off tape. Kent screams. Punches Joe in Groin.