Friday, June 27, 2008

Will people buy this ?

Actively opposing something and then take credit for it after it is passed over your objection



It is pretty clear what is wrong with this, no?

Last Nights Run

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dee Mutha Dee

This is the first thing that came to my mind when I read back to back Ruedelaclef posts about battery acquistition problems post and quotable college-era movies.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Uppity-Watch

Karl Rove's latest to Republicans about how to message on Obama ...

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."


stolen from tpm

Friday, June 20, 2008

In the midst of all this leftist propaganda

is it time for a breath

If I need ice for my sippy cup understand that in that gi-normous diaper bag I'm straddled with I don't have a sno-cone machine.


and of course water was found on mars today.

Safe for Work..

Thursday, June 05, 2008

How to give a John McCain speech




Speak in front of a bright green backdrop. This is known as a "green screen" and it can be used later to insert special effects behind you, like car chases and lightsaber duels.

Start your speech with: "My friends..." and use this phrase frequently as a crutch to allow your brain to catch up with your mouth.

Tell a lie right out of the gate ("Pundits and party elders have declared that Senator Obama will be my opponent") and then say you'll run an honorable campaign.

Smile awkwardly at inappropriate times, like when you're talking about casualties in Iraq or home foreclosures. Nothing says "I care" like gleaming metal and ivory.

When the crowd applauds, act like you've never heard such a noise before and make facial gestures indicating you’d like it to stop.

Clamp your eyeballs on the teleprompter like a vise. When you switch your gaze to a different prompter, take a moment to focus your eyes. This slight pause in your cadence will sound awkward and stiff, but it will prevent you from saying things like, "We have succseen the success..."

There's nothing better to whip a crowd into a froth with than laundry lists!! You'll want at least five in your speech. Be sure they're lists of things that the Republican party has screwed up over the last eight years. Like this: "Health care, energy, the environment, the tax code, our public schools, our transportation system, disaster relief, government spending and regulation, diplomacy, military and intelligence services."

Here's another: "Job loss, failing schools, prohibitively expensive health care, pensions at risk, 'entitlement programs' approaching bankruptcy, rising gas and food prices, to name a few." The last four words are important to say, because you don't want to give away the entire list of failures so early in the campaign. Pace yourself and keep them guessing.

Blink your eyes like a strobelight. Appearing uncomfortable inspires confidence!

When laying out your generic to-do list for Americans ("We have to rethink, reform, and reinvent the way we educate our children, train our workers, deliver our health care services, support our retirees, fuel our transportation network, stimulate research and development, and harness new technologies."), make it sound like you're assigning ten hours of homework to a classroom of sixth-graders the day before summer vacation starts.

Remind Americans of a natural disaster that took place recently and which your party leaders reacted to with off-the-charts incompetence. But don’t mention the part where you were enjoying birthday cake a couple thousand miles away with the President when it happened. As you talk about the failures of the federal Katrina disaster relief effort, take a moment to flash one of those inappropriate smiles. It's funny!

Rail against special interests, but don’t mention the lobbyists that have swarmed around your campaign like locusts.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Obama-Clinton, how about Obama-Wright

Mostly it is about lacking credibility in age where we need honesty. I yearn for plain speaking dems that could go up against the depravity of Mcsame's agenda.
I would be willing to give that up if it would help the dems win.



With videos like this being released by the RNC, i dont see how her presence makes the a better case for an Obama presidency than without her. I would almost wrather have Reverand Wright on the ticket at least he hasnt denigrated obamas capacity as a wartime commander.

If she can figure out a away to walk back from this statement. If, with her political skill, she does this, and accomplishes something unfathomable....

Alright she doesnt have to convince me she just has to convince this lady



I think she lives in riverside park..