Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I ask the question no one dare ask.

What happened to the Quayle? That is the question they dont want you to know about. If the other 194 pellets hit the bird then i think the whole experience was a success for everyone. Darth got his game and the two lobbyist got there sway with the devil. Hell, one of them even got a souveneir from the trip that he can keep close to his heart . As for why it took so long to tell everyone; maybe he spent the 14 hours spending time taking the pellets out of the birds *ss . Maybe he was looking for a delicious dinner recipe. Dont ask so many questions. Go eat your grilled vegetable sandwhich and watch your desperate housewives.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises
and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then
questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said
thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon,
and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Any more questions, I'll be out there waiting for you in the bush.
Mad dog: He was only 20 feet away... it was just like a spray

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Billy Zane and Gary Busey?

How can this movie not be good? Gary busey playing a jewish doctor who steals organs from prisoners to sell. This is awesome. I finished Anna finally on to Brick Lane. I told someone I was in a book club and they asked if it was a women's book club, having overheard the types of books I am reading. My Brain is practically exploding with all these new property blogs zillow, trulia, google base. I figure it will take 6-9 months for everything to figure out which is gonna survive.


The story of the Kentangelous NY experience. So apparently the vinegars are getting married in Turks and Caicos. They created a website for their wedding which describes where they met. I thought it was here but actually its here.)Since I believe they met at my 2000 BBQ. I have tried to get the facts down correct. Of course, I don’t remember all the facts but a little outline follows will fill it in later. Big mama’s BBQ (2000)—thrown with assistance of Rina and Eva. Many hours in -- Drunk Ang attempts to put dog collar ( actually sex collar from Old mans 70’s photo shoots) on many people—including Doug. Most people refuse –including Doug. Ang puts it on kent. Kent refuses by barking like a dog.. Kent is very Drunk. At the going away 2004 BBQ -- rekindling the experience --ang kent puts a collar on kent. Kent resists ang jumps on kent in chair with spiky collar. Chair falls over. Collar scrapes along skull. Kent gets up – still seems drunk – no pain – blood streaming down skull. Get wrap on bandage. Put bandage on head. Get bandage tape -- place it over skull and under chin. He resists. Try harder. Still resists. Everyone lets go. Joe takes off tape. Kent screams. Punches Joe in Groin.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Wild Peglegged Sex Parties.

This happens to me all the time. I feels that my life story has been surrounded by depravity yet somehow I made it through relatively unscathed. In fact in many cases I seem to create the trouble myself. When I told my mom that I was going to berkeley for graduate school and she made a comment referring to the counterculture. It was/is the top program in the nation and 90% percent of the people I knew were dudes.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Carrot top was everywhere in vegas. He was playing at the Luxor and we saw him picking up a chick in a bar called the RED square.. He is all jacked up, and apparently a favorite of the crazy right wing talk show hosts. It was very scary. I wasnt sure who had less melanin in our group him or Ben-wah.

I traveled for 14 hours, was in vegas a total of 36 hours, and slept for a total of 5 hours. In that time I rode a roller coaster ben-wah's old company designed, read 250 pages of anna, and hundreds of dollars for strawberries, chocolate, and napkins.

A tip of the hat to holly for supplying the photos.