Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Its not men in general..

It is specifically ex-spies who won't sit with their back to a door. Haven't you ever seen the bourne movies?

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Day 6

Why did Joe Lieberman cross the road?
I can only assume it’s because he sucks.

Day 5

What’s the difference between John McCain and Joe Lieberman?

Oh God, WHO CARES? Seriously, enough with those two. What have they been right about in the past 8 years? Iraq? The economy? Please. Anybody who takes anything those two say seriously should check themselves in to one of those emergency-stop-smoking-crack clinics with Dr. Drew.

Day 4

Why did Joe Lieberman set his hair on fire and run down the street naked, screaming “Look at me, look at me, everybody look at me”? Because he has a compulsive need for attention.

Day 3

Joe Lieberman is on a lifeboat with a young woman who was denied insurance coverage because she was raped, a middle-class guy who can’t afford his premiums, and a sickly child. He stabs them all in the back.


Joe Lieberman walks into a second bar. The second bartender says, “Get out.” Joe Lieberman says, “Why? Can’t I buy a drink?” The second bartender says, “Don’t you get it? Everybody hates you.”

Day 2.

Joe Lieberman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender turns to him and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve bitter old egomaniacs here. And fuck your stupid parrot.”

A joke a day until health insurance reform gets passed

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Joe who?
Joe Lieberman.
Get off my doorstep, you asshole.