Interpretive Posting

Let me interpret a polite response to an internet exchange about a planned dinner get-together on the upper east side near our friend.

Saigon Grill is pretty good I Like it. It's very low key But Dave probably wont like it and no frills Dave definitely wont like it, but the food is good.

I'm up for anything, and honestly, I don't mind traveling(thanks, though, Em).
The upper east side is a giant pit of blandness in the varied metropolis of NYC. Any chance to leave this culturally barren land, however trivial and unreasonably cumbersome, will be seized upon to flee before the vacuum of suckiness which is the UES implodes upon itself.